Cute Highland Cow Mug - Purple

Behold: the purple-clad farm goblin. The baby Highland cow who looks soft, sweet, and innocent… until you take too long opening his snack bucket and suddenly he’s giving you that one-eyed “I will end you” stare.

This tiny farm tyrant is rocking:

• A purple hoodie because yes, he has main-character energy.
• Denim overalls that say “I’m cute but also destructive.” A miniature tractor sidekick because chaos requires equipment.
• A hay bale throne and a matching purple hat for maximum rural drip.

He’s the kind of calf who would:

• Bite your shoelaces,
• Demand treats he has no right to,
• And somehow still get away with everything because look at that FACE.

Perfect for cow lovers, farmers, cottagecore queens, or anyone who wants their morning brew served with equal parts adorable and mildly threatening.

Printed in NZ with love, caffeine, and a sprinkle of unhinged farm energy. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and guaranteed to make people say, “Why is he mad? He’s a baby.”
Because he was born that way, Susan.

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