“Awesome Bearded Uncle” Mug
Coffee and Moo
$22.95
Meet the mug that screams, “Yes, he’s that uncle.” You know the one — the rogue family member who smells like motor oil, talks too loud at BBQs, and somehow gives the best advice you never asked for. This mug is his entire personality wrapped in ceramic: bold, beardy, slightly unhinged, and proud of it.
Whether he’s the fun uncle, the feral uncle, or the “probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised with fireworks” uncle — this one’s for him. Built for legends. Gifted by legends. Loved by the family member who hasn't shaved since 2012.
WHY THIS MUG SLAPS HARDER THAN HIS DAD JOKES
- Perfect for the beard-obsessed king of chaos
- Dishwasher & microwave safe — unlike him when he’s hungover
- Printed in NZ by your favourite cheeky mug goblin (me)
- Crisp, bold design that says “yes, I am unapproachable and proud”
- Top-tier gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or when he rescues you from a life crisis
Give him the mug that validates his entire identity. Because if there’s one thing a bearded uncle loves…
…it’s reminding everyone he has a beard.
PERFECT FOR:
- The uncle who eats steak with his hands
- The uncle whose beard has its own ecosystem
- The uncle who gives “life advice” no one asked for
- Secret favourite uncles everywhere
PRODUCT DETAILS
- 11oz premium ceramic
- High-quality print that won't fade (even if his hairline does)
- NZ-made, small-batch sass
- Guaranteed to make him cackle like he just discovered a new dad joke
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