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Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily French Bulldog Mug

Coffee and Moo

$24.95

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Don't Scare Me, I Fart Easily French Bulldog Mug. A funny dog lover mug for people who are adorable, anxious, and one unexpected noise away from absolute chaos!


A ridiculously cute Frenchie with zero emotional regulation and a very honest warning label. Equal parts sweet, feral, and suspiciously relatable.

2 colours to choose from


Why You’ll Love It:
  • Perfect for French Bulldog lovers with a questionable startle response.
  • Cute pink-and-puppy design with chaotic humour.
  • Great gift for anxious friends who laugh at themselves.
  • Ideal for coffee drinkers surviving on caffeine and nervous energy.
  • Guaranteed to get a laugh at home, work, or the dog park.


Mug Specs & Morning Magic

  • Premium durable ceramic
  • Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
  • High-vibrancy double-sided print
  • Dishwasher (but for the longest, brightest life, hand-washing is best).
  • Microwave safe. Perfect for reheating that coffee you forgot about for the third time today.
  • Printed with feral energy in rural New Zealand


For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.

Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
Stay Feral

CARE INSTRUCTIONS


SKU: CM-CS-FRENCHIE-FART-1 TAG: Mugs
 

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