Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily French Bulldog Mug
Coffee and Moo
$24.95
Don't Scare Me, I Fart Easily French Bulldog Mug. A funny dog lover mug for people who are adorable, anxious, and one unexpected noise away from absolute chaos!
A ridiculously cute Frenchie with zero emotional regulation and a very honest warning label. Equal parts sweet, feral, and suspiciously relatable.
2 colours to choose from
Why You’ll Love It:
- Perfect for French Bulldog lovers with a questionable startle response.
- Cute pink-and-puppy design with chaotic humour.
- Great gift for anxious friends who laugh at themselves.
- Ideal for coffee drinkers surviving on caffeine and nervous energy.
- Guaranteed to get a laugh at home, work, or the dog park.
Mug Specs & Morning Magic
- Premium durable ceramic
- Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
- High-vibrancy double-sided print
- Dishwasher (but for the longest, brightest life, hand-washing is best).
- Microwave safe. Perfect for reheating that coffee you forgot about for the third time today.
- Printed with feral energy in rural New Zealand
For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.
Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
Stay Feral