Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty Mug
Coffee and Moo
$32.95
Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty Mug: A funny beard mug for bearded legends who know their facial hair deserves compliments, admiration, and possibly its own fan club!
Part beard pride, part warning label. Featuring a gloriously colourful beard and a moustache with main-character energy, this mug is for blokes who take their grooming seriously... and themselves not at all.
Why Youโll Love It:
- Perfect gift for bearded men, moustache enthusiasts, and beard competition hopefuls.
- Features a bold, colourful beard design that stands out from boring mugs.
- Great for barbers, bikers, dads, husbands, and beard-loving mates.
- Ideal for anyone who secretly wants compliments but pretends they don't.
- Delivers the perfect mix of beard humour, attitude, and coffee-fuelled confidence.
- Premium durable ceramic
- Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
- High-vibrancy double-sided print
- Dishwasher (but for the longest, brightest life, hand-washing is best).
- Microwave safe. Perfect for reheating that coffee you forgot about for the third time today.
- Printed with feral energy in rural New Zealand
For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.
Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
Stay Feral