Fishing Saved Me From Becoming a Pornstar Mug

Hook, line, and… life choices, babe.

For the legends who chose fishing over a career in adult entertainment, this mug proudly celebrates the path less travelled — and honestly, we respect it.

Whether they’re a weekend angler, a full-time fish whisperer, or someone who just loves an unapologetically chaotic gag gift, this cheeky cup is guaranteed to get a laugh every single time it hits the table.

Printed by hand here in NZ (yep, by a tired human with caffeine in their veins), this mug comes ready to gift, sip, and proudly confuse friends, family, and innocent bystanders.

Why you’ll love it:

• Hilarious “Fishing Saved Me From Becoming a Pornstar” design
• Perfect for anglers with a filthy sense of humor
• Dishwasher + microwave safe — (hoever we recommend hand wash)
• Killer gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or your favourite hooker… the fishing kind
• Made in NZ by Coffee & Moo — where chaos meets caffeine

If they’ve ever said “I’m just a hooker” with a straight face… this is their mug.

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