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  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug featuring the grumpy purple dinosaur and bold lettering design, Grab yours from Coffee and Moo.
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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug featuring the grumpy purple dinosaur and bold lettering design, Grab yours from Coffee and Moo.

Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug

$29.95 NZD

Buy any 2 mugs, get $5 off at checkout

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NEW ZEALAND & AUSTRALIA SHIPPING

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order.

New Zealand shipping starts from $9.95, with heavier orders charged at a higher rate.

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For the moments when you need to serve up some serious behavioural feedback with your morning caffeine hit. We all know at least one prehistoric-level pain in the ass, and this hilarious ceramic mug says what everyone else is thinking. Featuring an adorably grumpy, toothy purple cartoon dinosaur radiating pure attitude alongside the beautifully blunt warning "Don't Be a Cuntasaurus," it is the ultimate way to set boundaries at the office or keep unwanted opinions away from your kitchen bench. Super durable and delightfully rude, it’s the perfect novelty gift for your most sarcastic coworker, a brutally honest best friend, or anyone who takes their coffee with a generous side of dark humour. Fill it up, hold it high, and let this little purple reptile keep the daily nonsense at bay. 

Stay Feral.

PRODUCT INFORMATION

MUG SPECS

Built for Everyday Chaos

Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

✔ Premium quality ceramic

✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)

✔ Vibrant, high-quality sublimation print

✔ Double-sided design

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Dishwasher safe although to keep your print vibrant we recommend hand washing.

✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand

CARE INFORMATION

COFFEE MUG CARE

Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy

Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.

✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.

✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.

✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.

✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, but still breakable if dropped.

✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.

💛 A Little Extra Love Goes a Long Way

Treat your mug well, fill it often, and it'll be there for countless coffees, laughs, and slightly feral mornings.

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