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Not Today Cunts Sloth Funny Coffee Mug

Name: Not Today Cunts Sloth Funny Coffee Mug
Brand: Coffee and Moo
Price: 29.95 NZD
Availability: InStock

$29.95 NZD

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Not Today Cunts Sloth Funny Coffee Mug

$29.95 NZD

When your social battery is completely empty, and your hoodie is your ultimate safe place, this blunt sloth mug says it all. Some days you're full of bright energy, and other days you're channelling a sleepy sloth snuggled deep into a cozy blue hoodie, actively avoiding the entire human race. Featuring an adorable sleeping sloth and the brutally honest quote "Not today cunts," this ceramic coffee mug is made for anyone who has reached their people limit before finishing their first morning brew. It makes a hilarious, slightly feral novelty gift for tired coworkers, antisocial besties, or yourself when eye contact feels like an aggressive act. Keep it close to defend your personal space with absolute, silent confidence.

Stay Feral!

PRODUCT INFORMATION

MUG SPECS

Built for Everyday Chaos

Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

✔ Premium quality ceramic

✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)

✔ Vibrant, high-quality sublimation print

✔ Double-sided design

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Dishwasher safe although to keep your print vibrant we recommend hand washing.

✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand

CARE INFORMATION

COFFEE MUG CARE

Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy

Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.

✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.

✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.

✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.

✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, but still breakable if dropped.

✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.

💛 A Little Extra Love Goes a Long Way

Treat your mug well, fill it often, and it'll be there for countless coffees, laughs, and slightly feral mornings.

SHIPPING AND RETURNS

SHIPPING

🇳🇿 New Zealand

$9.95 Flat Rate (Rural Included)
FREE on orders over $99

Estimated delivery:
2–4 business days after dispatch.

Please note that rural delivery and busy holiday periods may add a little extra travel time.

🇦🇺 Australia

$25.95 Flat Rate
FREE on orders over $129.99

Estimated delivery:
7–12 business days after dispatch.

Please note that customs processing and busy periods may occasionally cause delays outside our control.

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