Bossy Highland Cow Tee - Red Cap
From our little NZ workshop. Ships within 1–3 business days.
For the undisputed leader of the pack who does not make polite suggestions, only executive decisions. This graphic tee features our favourite shaggy Highland cow rocking a bright red cap with "BOSSY" plastered across the front. It is the perfect, unapologetic uniform for the family manager, the stubborn farmer, or the friend who always ends up running the group chat. Printed on premium, touchably soft cotton, it provides maximum comfort while you are busy telling everyone exactly what they should be doing. Throw it on, own your natural leadership skills, and let your outfit do the warning for you.
Stay Feral.
NEW ZEALAND & AUSTRALIA SHIPPING
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–3 business days.
🇳🇿 New Zealand
Shipping starts from $9.95, calculated by weight at checkout.
FREE shipping on orders $99+.
Estimated delivery: 3–5 business days after dispatch.
🇦🇺 Australia
Shipping starts from $21.00, calculated by weight at checkout.
Estimated delivery: 7–12 business days after dispatch.
All orders include tracked delivery.
For full shipping, returns and exchange information, please see our Shipping, Returns & Exchanges page.
Built for Everyday Wear
Our tees are designed to be worn on repeat—whether you're heading into town, working around the farm, chasing the kids, or enjoying a well-earned coffee.
✔ 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
✔ Mid-weight 185 GSM fabric
✔ Premium DTF print for vibrant, long-lasting colour
✔ Relaxed everyday fit (up-size for a baggy look)
✔ Twin-needle stitching for added durability
✔ Ribbed crew neckline for all-day comfort
✔ Soft, breathable fabric you'll want to live in
Our sizes are stated in centimetres (cm) and represent a half chest measurement. This measurement refers to the width of the garment, not your body.
To find your best fit:
Important Tip: If a garment has a 50cm half chest, it would be a very snug fit on a person with a 100cm actual chest. For a comfortable fit, the garment's doubled half chest measurement should be a few centimetres more than your actual chest measurement (consider your desired fit and the garment's stretch).
Keeping Your Wearable Chaos Looking Its Best
Your Coffee & Moo tee is made for everyday adventures, coffee runs, farm days, and everything in between. Follow these simple care tips to help keep your print looking vibrant for years to come.
✔ Wash Inside Out
Turning your tee inside out helps protect the printed design during washing.
✔ Cold Machine Wash
Wash in cold water (30°C or below) using a gentle cycle with similar colours.
✔ Use Mild Detergent
Skip the bleach and harsh cleaning products. Your print will thank you for it.
✔ Line Dry for Best Results
Air drying helps extend the life of both the fabric and the printed design. If using a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting.
✔ Iron with Care
If ironing is needed, turn the tee inside out and use a low heat setting. Never iron directly over the printed design.
✔ Do Not Dry Clean
Your tee prefers a simple home wash over a trip to the dry cleaner.
Our tees are designed to be lived in. With a little care, your Wearable Chaos will stay looking great through countless coffees, adventures, and slightly feral days.
👕 SOFT & COMFY UNISEX FIT
Relaxed, comfortable cotton tees made for everyday wear.
🎨 QUALITY DTF PRINT
Quality prints made to last through plenty of wear.
🇳🇿 PRINTED IN NZ
Your tee is printed with care right here in New Zealand.
📦 TRACKED DELIVERY
Tracking is included with every order.
