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Emo Sloth Tears Moody Ceramic Mug

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A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of a sloth wearing a black knit beanie, over-ear headphones, and holding a cup with the word 'TEARS' on it and a diary, shown against a plain white background. Grab yours from Coffee and Moo NZ.

Emo Sloth Tears Moody Ceramic Mug

Regular price $29.95 NZD
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For the beautifully dramatic soul running on a steady diet of dark coffee, questionable playlist choices, and a healthy dose of 2000s emotional damage. This moody ceramic mug features a gloriously dramatic sloth fully committed to the alternative lifestyle, complete with a dark beanie, oversized headphones, an iconic sweep of emo fringe, and a cup of warm "TEARS." It is a spectacular, nostalgic tribute to the era of heavy eyeliner, pop-punk anthems, and existential dread that you definitely never outgrew. Fill it with your strongest, darkest hot brew to match your aesthetic, or use it to side-eye your morning inbox in peace. It makes a gorgeous, sarcastic gift for sloth lovers, alternative souls, and anyone whose favourite bands still involve a lot of screaming.

Stay Feral.

PRODUCT INFORMATION

MUG SPECS

Built for Everyday Chaos

Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

✔ Premium quality ceramic

✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)

✔ Vibrant, high-quality sublimation print

✔ Double-sided design

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Dishwasher safe although to keep your print vibrant we recommend hand washing.

✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand

CARE INFORMATION

COFFEE MUG CARE

Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy

Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.

✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.

✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.

✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.

✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, but still breakable if dropped.

✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.

💛 A Little Extra Love Goes a Long Way

Treat your mug well, fill it often, and it'll be there for countless coffees, laughs, and slightly feral mornings.

SHIPPING AND RETURNS

NEW ZEALAND & AUSTRALIA SHIPPING

Free Shipping applies to standard New Zealand orders over $99 and Australian orders over $149 (excluding heavy/bulk items).

Standard shipping is automatically calculated at checkout by package weight, starting from $9.95 within NZ, and from $21.00 to Australia.

Heavy/Bulk orders (packages over 1.2kg) incur a flat $18.95 fee within NZ, and $45.00 to Australia to cover secure, tracked international courier handling.

Please note that customs processing and busy periods may occasionally cause delays outside our control.


For more information on shipping, please see here

Two white ceramic mugs shown side by side on a light gray background, one labeled '110Z Mug' and the other '150Z Mug' in dark blue serif text.
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