Inhale the Good Shit Unicorn Funny Graphic Tee
From our little NZ workshop. Ships within 1–3 business days.
A gloriously unbothered graphic tee to help you filter out the daily drama and protect your beautiful peace in style. Life is way too short to carry other people's baggage, and this sassy unisex shirt makes your personal boundaries crystal clear. Featuring a majestic, rainbow-maned unicorn rocking a thoroughly unimpressed eye-roll alongside the blunt reminder to "Inhale the Good Shit, Exhale the Bullshit," this tee delivers the perfect blend of colourful cuteness and unfiltered attitude. Made from super-soft, breathable fabric, it is a brilliant conversation starter for casual weekends, gym runs, or surviving a chaotic workweek. Whether you are treating your own sarcastic soul or buying a hilarious gift for a bestie whose social battery is permanently on zero, this tee keeps your vibes high and the nonsense low.
Stay Feral.
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–3 business days.
🇳🇿 New Zealand
Shipping from $9.95, calculated by weight at checkout.
FREE shipping on orders $99+.
Estimated delivery: 3–5 business days after dispatch.
🇦🇺 Australia
Shipping from $21.00, calculated by weight at checkout.
Estimated delivery: 7–12 business days after dispatch.
All orders include tracked delivery.
For full shipping, returns and exchange information, please see our Shipping, Returns & Exchanges page.
Built for Everyday Wear
Our tees are designed to be worn on repeat—whether you're heading into town, working around the farm, chasing the kids, or enjoying a well-earned coffee.
✔ 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
✔ Mid-weight 185 GSM fabric
✔ Premium DTF print for vibrant, long-lasting colour
✔ Relaxed everyday fit (up-size for a baggy look)
✔ Twin-needle stitching for added durability
✔ Ribbed crew neckline for all-day comfort
✔ Soft, breathable fabric you'll want to live in
Our sizes are stated in centimetres (cm) and represent a half chest measurement. This measurement refers to the width of the garment, not your body.
To find your best fit:
Important Tip: If a garment has a 50cm half chest, it would be a very snug fit on a person with a 100cm actual chest. For a comfortable fit, the garment's doubled half chest measurement should be a few centimetres more than your actual chest measurement (consider your desired fit and the garment's stretch).
Keeping Your Wearable Chaos Looking Its Best
Your Coffee & Moo tee is made for everyday adventures, coffee runs, farm days, and everything in between. Follow these simple care tips to help keep your print looking vibrant for years to come.
✔ Wash Inside Out
Turning your tee inside out helps protect the printed design during washing.
✔ Cold Machine Wash
Wash in cold water (30°C or below) using a gentle cycle with similar colours.
✔ Use Mild Detergent
Skip the bleach and harsh cleaning products. Your print will thank you for it.
✔ Line Dry for Best Results
Air drying helps extend the life of both the fabric and the printed design. If using a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting.
✔ Iron with Care
If ironing is needed, turn the tee inside out and use a low heat setting. Never iron directly over the printed design.
✔ Do Not Dry Clean
Your tee prefers a simple home wash over a trip to the dry cleaner.
Our tees are designed to be lived in. With a little care, your Wearable Chaos will stay looking great through countless coffees, adventures, and slightly feral days.
👕 SOFT & COMFY UNISEX FIT
Relaxed, comfortable cotton tees made for everyday wear.
🎨 QUALITY DTF PRINT
Quality prints made to last through plenty of wear.
🇳🇿 PRINTED IN NZ
Your tee is printed with care right here in New Zealand.
📦 TRACKED DELIVERY
Tracking is included with every order.
