Anything Can Be a Dildo Mug
Well, that's one way to look at your vegetables! Apparently, anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough, and this mug isn't being particularly subtle about it. Featuring a bunch of innocent-looking cartoon vegetables with happy little faces, the design is almost cute... until you read the wording. Then it all goes downhill pretty quickly. With its bright green details and completely inappropriate sense of humour, this funny, rude mug is made for people who appreciate a joke that's probably best kept away from polite company. Perfect for that one friend who can turn absolutely anything into something dirty, or someone whose sense of humour has never been particularly well-behaved. Some people really shouldn't be encouraged.
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🇳🇿 New Zealand
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🇦🇺 Australia
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Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.
✔ Premium quality ceramic
✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)
✔ Measurements excluding handle: 11oz (H: 9.5cm x W: 8.2cm) and 15oz (H: 12cm x W: 8.5cm)
✔ Vibrant, high-quality print. Won't peel off.
✔ Double-sided design
✔ Microwave-safe
✔ Dishwasher-safe, although to keep your print vibrant, we recommend hand washing.
✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand
Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy
Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.
✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.
✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.
✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.
✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, they're still breakable if dropped.
✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.
Treat your mug well, fill it often, and it'll be there for countless coffees, laughs, and slightly feral mornings.
☕ PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES
Enjoy your favourite design from either side of your mug.
🎨 QUALITY PRINT
Vibrant, long-lasting designs that won't peel off.
🇳🇿 HAND-PRESSED IN NZ
Your mug is printed with care right here in New Zealand.
🧼 EASY TO CARE FOR
Microwave- and dishwasher-safe. Microwave & dishwasher safe. Hand washing helps keep your print vibrant for longer.
📦 TRACKED DELIVERY
Tracking is included with every order.
