Two white ceramic mugs shown side by side on a light gray background, one labeled '110Z Mug' and the other '150Z Mug' in dark blue serif text.

If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be One Skinny Heifer Cow Mug

Name: If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be One Skinny Heifer Cow Mug
Brand: Coffee and Moo
Price: 29.95 NZD
Availability: InStock

$29.95 NZD

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If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be One Skinny Heifer Cow Mug

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New Zealand shipping starts from $9.95, with heavier orders charged at a higher rate.

Australian shipping starts from $21.00, with rates increasing for heavier orders.

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A cheeky, unfiltered cow mug for anyone who swears like a trooper, runs on pure sass, and isn't even a little bit sorry about it. If only it worked that way. Featuring a delightfully scruffy cartoon cow and the cheeky saying "If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be One Skinny Heifer," this hilarious ceramic coffee mug is made for anyone whose vocabulary gets a little colourful before their coffee kicks in. It's the perfect blend of country humour, sarcasm, and everyday honesty, making every cuppa just a little more entertaining. Whether you're treating yourself or looking for an awesome gift for a farmer, cow lover, workmate, or friend who swears like it's a second language, this novelty mug is guaranteed to earn a laugh.

Stay Feral!

PRODUCT INFORMATION

MUG SPECS

Built for Everyday Chaos

Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

✔ Premium quality ceramic

✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)

✔ Vibrant, high-quality sublimation print

✔ Double-sided design

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Dishwasher safe although to keep your print vibrant we recommend hand washing.

✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand

CARE INFORMATION

COFFEE MUG CARE

Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy

Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.

✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.

✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.

✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.

✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, but still breakable if dropped.

✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.