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  • A white ceramic mug with a humorous cartoon graphic of a pink pig wearing glasses and a red headband, holding a wooden sign that says 'FUCK'. The text above and below reads 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A woman holding a white ceramic mug with a humorous graphic of a pink cartoon pig wearing glasses and a bow, with the text 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a black interior and black handle, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a red bow headband, holding a sign that says 'FUCK', with the text 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!' on a white background. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a blue interior and handle, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a red bow headband, holding a sign that says 'FUCK', with the text 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!' on a white background. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a light green interior and handle, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a red bow headband, holding a sign that says 'FUCK', with the text 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!' on a white background. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a bright orange handle and interior, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a red bandana, holding a sign that says 'FUCK', with text above and below reading 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic mug with a pink interior and handle, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a bow, holding a sign that reads 'FUCK', with text above and below saying 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic mug with a red interior and red handle, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a red bow headband, holding a sign that says 'FUCK', with text above and below reading 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a yellow interior and yellow handle, featuring a cartoon pink pig wearing glasses and a red bandana, holding a sign that reads 'FUCK', with text above and below saying 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!' on a white background. from Coffee and Moo.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with a humorous cartoon graphic of a pink pig wearing glasses and a red bandana, holding a sign that says 'FUCK'. The text above and below reads 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.
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Two white ceramic mugs shown side by side on a light gray background, one labeled '110Z Mug' and the other '150Z Mug' in dark blue serif text.

If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be a Skinny Bitch Funny Pig Coffee Mug

$29.95 NZD
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A white ceramic mug with a humorous cartoon graphic of a pink pig wearing glasses and a red headband, holding a wooden sign that says 'FUCK'. The text above and below reads 'IF SWEARING BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SKINNY BITCH BY NOW!'. from Coffee and Moo.

If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be a Skinny Bitch Funny Pig Coffee Mug

$29.95 NZD

Buy any 2 mugs, get $5 off at checkout

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Shipping is calculated at checkout based on the weight of your order.

New Zealand shipping starts from $9.95, with heavier orders charged at a higher rate.

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A hilariously rude pig coffee mug for anyone whose daily cardio consists of complaining and letting out a few colourful words. If only those extra swear words actually burned off last night's snacks. This cheeky ceramic mug features an adorable pig wearing oversized glasses and a red bandana while proudly holding a hand-drawn sign that says "FUCK." It is the ultimate combination of cute country charm and completely unfiltered adult humour, making it a stellar novelty gift for sassy besties, tired mums, or that one coworker who is permanently one email away from losing it. Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a shocked gasp) at the office smoko table or kitchen bench, it's the perfect way to claim your daily caffeine fix with absolute confidence. 

Stay Feral!

PRODUCT INFORMATION

MUG SPECS

Built for Everyday Chaos

Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

✔ Premium quality ceramic

✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)

✔ Vibrant, high-quality sublimation print

✔ Double-sided design

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Dishwasher safe although to keep your print vibrant we recommend hand washing.

✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand

CARE INFORMATION

COFFEE MUG CARE

Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy

Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.

✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.

✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.

✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.

✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, but still breakable if dropped.

✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.

💛 A Little Extra Love Goes a Long Way

Treat your mug well, fill it often, and it'll be there for countless coffees, laughs, and slightly feral mornings.

Two white ceramic mugs shown side by side on a light gray background, one labeled '110Z Mug' and the other '150Z Mug' in dark blue serif text.

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SHIPPING 📦 NEW ZEALAND From: $9.95(Rural Included) 📦 AUSTRALIA From: $21.00

SHIPPING 📦 NEW ZEALAND From: $9.95(Rural Included) 📦 AUSTRALIA From: $21.00

SHIPPING 📦 NEW ZEALAND From: $9.95(Rural Included) 📦 AUSTRALIA From: $21.00

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