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Stoner Sloth Funny Graphic Tee

Regular price $39.00 AUD
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unhinged adult graphic tee features our resident zen master—a delightfully baked sloth rocking a vibrant, colourful tie-dye beanie topped with a cannabis leaf, proudly clutching a bong and a jar of premium green buds. Grab your sloth stoner tee from Coffee and Moo NZ.

Stoner Sloth Funny Graphic Tee

Regular price $39.00 AUD
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For those glorious days when your only major ambition is to exist in a state of horizontal bliss and let the rest of the busy world worry about things like deadlines. This hilariously unhinged adult graphic tee features our resident zen master—a delightfully baked sloth rocking a vibrant, colourful tie-dye beanie topped with a cannabis leaf, proudly clutching a bong and a jar of premium green buds. It is the ultimate tribute to the high life, the slow life, and a complete refusal to be rushed by anyone or anything. Crafted from ultra-soft, premium cotton, it is the perfect uniform for backyard sessions, midnight snack runs, or successfully fusing with your couch for an entire afternoon. It makes an epic novelty gift for your most laid-back mates, festival-goers, or anyone who takes their personal relaxation very seriously.

Stay Feral.

Looking for a Ladies' Fit?

We can order ladies' fit tees in the same colours on request. As the sizing differs from our classic fit tees, please contact us before ordering so we can help you choose the correct size.

TEE SPECS

TEE SPECS - Our Classic Fit

Built for Everyday Wear

Our tees are designed to be worn on repeat—whether you're heading into town, working around the farm, chasing the kids, or enjoying a well-earned coffee.

✔ 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton

✔ Mid-weight 185 GSM fabric

✔ Premium DTF print for vibrant, long-lasting colour

✔ Relaxed everyday fit

✔ Twin-needle stitching for added durability

✔ Ribbed crew neckline for all-day comfort

✔ Soft, breathable fabric you'll want to live in

FIND YOUR PERFECT FIT

Our sizes are stated in centimetres (cm) and represent a half chest measurement. This measurement refers to the width of the garment, not your body.

To find your best fit:

  1. Lay your favourite t-shirt (or hoodie/top) flat on a smooth surface.
  2. Measure across the front from side seam to side seam. Start just a few centimetres below where the sleeve joins the body.
  3. Compare this "half chest" measurement to our size chart.

Important Tip: If a garment has a 50cm half chest, it would be a very snug fit on a person with a 100cm actual chest. For a comfortable fit, the garment's doubled half chest measurement should be a few centimetres more than your actual chest measurement (consider your desired fit and the garment's stretch).

CARE INFORMATION

GRAPHIC TEE CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Keeping Your Wearable Chaos Looking Its Best

Your Coffee & Moo tee is made for everyday adventures, coffee runs, farm days, and everything in between. Follow these simple care tips to help keep your print looking vibrant for years to come.

✔ Wash Inside Out
Turning your tee inside out helps protect the printed design during washing.

✔ Cold Machine Wash
Wash in cold water (30°C or below) using a gentle cycle with similar colours.

✔ Use Mild Detergent
Skip the bleach and harsh cleaning products. Your print will thank you for it.

✔ Line Dry for Best Results
Air drying helps extend the life of both the fabric and the printed design. If using a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting.

✔ Iron with Care
If ironing is needed, turn the tee inside out and use a low heat setting. Never iron directly over the printed design.

✔ Do Not Dry Clean
Your tee prefers a simple home wash over a trip to the dry cleaner.

💛 Made to Be Worn

Our tees are designed to be lived in. With a little care, your Wearable Chaos will stay looking great through countless coffees, adventures, and slightly feral days.

SHIPPING AND RETURNS

SHIPPING

🇳🇿 New Zealand

  • $9.95 Flat Rate (Rural Included)
  • FREE on orders over $99

Estimated delivery:
2–4 business days after dispatch.

Please note that rural delivery and busy holiday periods may add a little extra travel time.

🇦🇺 Australia

  • $25.95 Flat Rate
  • FREE on orders over $129.99

Estimated delivery:
7–12 business days after dispatch.

Please note that customs processing and busy periods may occasionally cause delays outside our control.


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