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If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be a Skinny Bitch Funny Pig Coffee Mug

Name: If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be a Skinny Bitch Funny Pig Coffee Mug
Brand: Coffee and Moo
Price: 26.0 AUD
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$26.00 AUD

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If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be a Skinny Bitch Funny Pig Coffee Mug

$26.00 AUD

A hilariously rude pig coffee mug for anyone whose daily cardio consists of complaining and letting out a few colourful words. If only those extra swear words actually burned off last night's snacks. This cheeky ceramic mug features an adorable pig wearing oversized glasses and a red bandana while proudly holding a hand-drawn sign that says "FUCK." It is the ultimate combination of cute country charm and completely unfiltered adult humour, making it a stellar novelty gift for sassy besties, tired mums, or that one coworker who is permanently one email away from losing it. Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a shocked gasp) at the office smoko table or kitchen bench, it's the perfect way to claim your daily caffeine fix with absolute confidence.

Stay Feral!

PRODUCT INFORMATION

MUG SPECS

Built for Everyday Chaos

Every Coffee & Moo mug is made to be used, loved, laughed over, and filled with an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

✔ Premium quality ceramic

✔ Available in 11oz (325ml) and 15oz (443ml)

✔ Vibrant, high-quality sublimation print

✔ Double-sided design

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Dishwasher safe although to keep your print vibrant we recommend hand washing.

✔ Designed/curated and hand-pressed in rural New Zealand

CARE INFORMATION

COFFEE MUG CARE

Keeping Your Favourite Caffeine Vessel Happy

Your Coffee & Moo mug is designed to handle daily coffee runs, tea breaks, hot chocolates, and all the chaos in between. Follow these simple care tips to keep it looking its best for years to come.

✔ Dishwasher Safe
Our mugs are made to handle the dishwasher, but hand washing will help keep your design looking vibrant for even longer.

✔ Microwave Safe
Perfect for reheating the coffee you forgot about... again.

✔ Be Kind to Your Design
Avoid abrasive scourers or harsh cleaners. A soft sponge is all your mug needs.

✔ Handle With Care
Our mugs are made from premium ceramic, so while they're tough enough for everyday use, but still breakable if dropped.

✔ Made to Last
Every design is hand-sublimated and pressed in our rural New Zealand studio, creating a vibrant, long-lasting finish that won't peel or crack with normal use.

💛 A Little Extra Love Goes a Long Way

Treat your mug well, fill it often, and it'll be there for countless coffees, laughs, and slightly feral mornings.

SHIPPING AND RETURNS

SHIPPING

🇳🇿 New Zealand

$9.95 Flat Rate (Rural Included)
FREE on orders over $99

Estimated delivery:
2–4 business days after dispatch.

Please note that rural delivery and busy holiday periods may add a little extra travel time.

🇦🇺 Australia

$25.95 Flat Rate
FREE on orders over $129.99

Estimated delivery:
7–12 business days after dispatch.

Please note that customs processing and busy periods may occasionally cause delays outside our control.

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