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Back the F*ck Up Sparkle Tits Mug – Funny Unicorn Coffee Mug

Coffee and Moo

$21.95

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Some mugs whisper “good morning.”
This one makes eye contact and sets boundaries.

The Back the F*ck Up Sparkle Tits Mug is for days when your patience is low, your caffeine needs are high, and people should absolutely not test you before coffee. Featuring a rainbow-maned unicorn with zero tolerance for nonsense, this mug says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

It’s bold. It’s hilarious. It’s slightly unhinged in the best possible way.

Perfect for work desks that thrive on chaos, homes where sarcasm is a love language, or as a gift for that friend who’s sweet… until spoken to before caffeine.

Printed and pressed by hand in New Zealand on high-quality ceramic, this mug is made to survive daily use, side-eyes, and the occasional “HR probably wouldn’t approve” comment.

Because some mornings don’t need affirmations.
They need warnings.


Product Details

  • 11oz or15oz ceramic mug
  • Gloss finish
  • Comfortable handle for everyday use
  • Hand-pressed in New Zealand
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Perfect for:

  • People who hate mornings
  • Unicorn lovers with attitude
  • Office chaos gremlins
  • Anyone who needs personal space before coffee


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SKU: CM-R18-SPARKLETITS TAGS: R18 & Naughty, Cheeky & Sassy, Funny Mugs
 

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