{"product_id":"happy-birthday-ginger-pubes-rude-card","title":"Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes Rude Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eFor that absolute legend of a carrot-top who is entirely lacking in dignity and appreciates a brutal, unapologetic roast on their birthday.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This gloriously inappropriate card keeps things beautifully simple with the words \"HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER PUBES\" splashed across a bold, vibrant orange background in oversized lettering. There are no sentimental speeches, inspirational quotes, or efforts to be respectable here—just straight-up, rude birthday banter designed to get an immediate reaction before they have even opened the envelope. Printed on premium cardstock and left completely blank inside, it gives you plenty of space to write your actual, slightly more loving birthday wishes—or double down on the hair-colour roasts. Complete with a rustic kraft envelope, it is the ultimate card for a partner, sibling, or best mate who loves a laugh. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay Feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee and Moo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53249095696673,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/2607\/5937\/files\/ginger-pubes-birthday-card.png?v=1786594929","url":"https:\/\/www.coffeeandmoo.co.nz\/en-au\/products\/happy-birthday-ginger-pubes-rude-card","provider":"Coffee and Moo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}