{"product_id":"another-year-older-massive-twat-birthday-card","title":"Another Year Older Massive Twat Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eCongratulations, you’ve successfully survived another 365 days of being a complete and utter menace to society.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This card doesn’t sugarcoat the aging process, delivering the raw, affectionate truth right to their face with the simple statement: \"Another Year Older \u0026amp; you're Still A Massive Twat.\" It is the ultimate birthday greeting for your sibling, your childhood partner-in-crime, or that one long-suffering workmate who deserves to be brought down a peg on their special day. Printed on premium, heavy cardstock and left completely blank inside, it gives you plenty of room to write an actual heartfelt message—or list all the reasons they continue to annoy you. Complete with a rustic envelope, it is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and immediately go on the fridge. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay Feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee and Moo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53188140925217,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/2607\/5937\/files\/another-year-older-birthday-card.png?v=1785906711","url":"https:\/\/www.coffeeandmoo.co.nz\/en-au\/products\/another-year-older-massive-twat-birthday-card","provider":"Coffee and Moo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}