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Available as physical and digital gift cards, they're the perfect choice for birthdays, celebrations, thank-yous and those impossible-to-buy-for people.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"alexa-send-the-biggest-twat-i-know-birthday-card","title":"Alexa Send the Biggest Twat I Know Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eFor that one special human in your life who deserves to be lovingly reminded of exactly who they are on their birthday.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Technology has come a long way, but sometimes you need to skip the smart home assistant and deliver the truth yourself. This card features a clean design with the blunt instruction: \"Alexa, send a birthday card to the biggest twat I know.\" It is the perfect, highly inappropriate tribute for your sibling, your childhood bestie, or that one workmate who keeps you sane by exchanging horrific insults across the desk. Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or equally savage) message, it is printed on premium cardstock and guaranteed to stand out on the mantelpiece among all the boring, sentimental ones.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasurements: 14 x 14cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: Card \u0026amp; Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Stay Feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee and Moo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53188140499233,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/2607\/5937\/files\/alexa-send-the-biggest-twat-i-know-a-birthday-card.png?v=1785906302"},{"product_id":"another-year-older-massive-twat-birthday-card","title":"Another Year Older Massive Twat Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eCongratulations, you’ve successfully survived another 365 days of being a complete and utter menace to society.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This card doesn’t sugarcoat the aging process, delivering the raw, affectionate truth right to their face with the simple statement: \"Another Year Older \u0026amp; you're Still A Massive Twat.\" It is the ultimate birthday greeting for your sibling, your childhood partner-in-crime, or that one long-suffering workmate who deserves to be brought down a peg on their special day. Printed on premium, heavy cardstock and left completely blank inside, it gives you plenty of room to write an actual heartfelt message—or list all the reasons they continue to annoy you. Complete with a rustic envelope, it is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and immediately go on the fridge. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay Feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee and Moo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53188140925217,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/2607\/5937\/files\/another-year-older-birthday-card.png?v=1785906711"},{"product_id":"coffee-moo-giftcard","title":"Coffee \u0026 Moo Gift Card","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive the gift of coffee, cows \u0026amp; chaos. ☕🐄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot sure what to choose? Let them decide with a Coffee \u0026amp; Moo Gift Card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether they're obsessed with funny mugs, cosy apparel, quirky gifts or simply impossible to buy for, a Coffee \u0026amp; Moo Gift Card lets them pick exactly what they love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Christmas, thank you gifts, anniversaries, workmates, teachers or those last-minute \"I completely forgot!\" moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour gift card is delivered instantly by email after purchase, making it the perfect gift when time is short. Simply forward the email to your recipient or print it to give in person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo guessing. No stress. Just the freedom to choose their own favourite Coffee \u0026amp; Moo goodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee and Moo","offers":[{"title":"$15.00","offer_id":53188146856225,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":53188146888993,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":53188146921761,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$75.00","offer_id":53188146954529,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":53188146987297,"sku":null,"price":100.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/2607\/5937\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug5_2026_05_25_44PM.png?v=1785907560"},{"product_id":"congratulations-on-the-new-baby-rude-card","title":"Congratulations on the New Baby Rude Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eSay goodbye to solid sleep, quiet evenings, and any remaining illusion of being in control of your own life.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This card delivers a brutally honest, highly hilarious congratulations to the new parents who are currently drowning in nappies, caffeine, and absolute exhaustion. It is the perfect antidote to those overly sweet, pastel-coloured baby cards that pretend parenthood is all soft lighting and quiet giggles. Let’s be real—they are about to embark on a beautiful but deeply chaotic journey of mysterious stains and midnight crying sessions, and they need a good laugh to survive it. 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